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John E. Cheetham was an American composer, educator, performer, and professor emeritus at the University of Missouri where he was a longtime Professor of Composition and Music Theory in the School of Music. His works have been widely performed in the United States and internationally.
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The United Nations Office at Vienna (UNOV) is one of the four major office sites of the United Nations where numerous different UN agencies have a joint presence. UNOV was established on 1 January 1980, and was the third such complex to be created.
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Alpha Sagittarii, also named Rukbat, is a star in the constellation of Sagittarius.
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