{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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Betty Gleim, also called as Ilsabetha Gleim, was a German teacher, school founder and author. She founded schools for girls and advocated the importance of practical education for a woman's independent life.
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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