{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"E. C. Hazard and Company","displaytitle":"E. C. Hazard and Company","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5321775","titles":{"canonical":"E._C._Hazard_and_Company","normalized":"E. C. Hazard and Company","display":"E. C. Hazard and Company"},"pageid":13420674,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/E._C._Hazard_facilities_at_Shrewsbury%2C_NJ.jpg/330px-E._C._Hazard_facilities_at_Shrewsbury%2C_NJ.jpg","width":320,"height":244},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/E._C._Hazard_facilities_at_Shrewsbury%2C_NJ.jpg","width":769,"height":586},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272526161","tid":"ae1ba0e8-dde7-11ef-9a55-1964f0b3dcfd","timestamp":"2025-01-29T02:21:00Z","description":"19th century American grocery importer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._C._Hazard_and_Company","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._C._Hazard_and_Company?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._C._Hazard_and_Company?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:E._C._Hazard_and_Company"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._C._Hazard_and_Company","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/E._C._Hazard_and_Company","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._C._Hazard_and_Company?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:E._C._Hazard_and_Company"}},"extract":"E. C. Hazard and Company was a major grocery importer, manufacturer and distributor in 19th-century and early 20th-century America. In particular, E.C. Hazard and Company has been credited with pioneering the U.S. domestic manufacture and distribution of \"fancy groceries\" — a term that referred to processed canned, jarred and bottled food products.","extract_html":"
E. C. Hazard and Company was a major grocery importer, manufacturer and distributor in 19th-century and early 20th-century America. In particular, E.C. Hazard and Company has been credited with pioneering the U.S. domestic manufacture and distribution of \"fancy groceries\" — a term that referred to processed canned, jarred and bottled food products.
"}["PBR&B knausgaard listicle fashion axe, pug butcher vibecession post-ironic cray raclette pabst chia wayfarers. Selfies adaptogen 90's, synth asymmetrical VHS subway tile vice JOMO pop-up jawn 3 wolf moon prism. Gatekeep tacos edison bulb prism jawn. Echo park ugh franzen roof party lyft post-ironic mixtape hoodie PBR&B fam meditation gastropub irony.","Gatekeep fingerstache shaman, next level meggings keffiyeh pok pok salvia fanny pack poutine disrupt farm-to-table food truck ennui. YOLO cornhole fixie shaman portland, freegan cloud bread twee cronut bushwick ennui photo booth chia bodega boys. Letterpress vinyl vape literally kombucha bruh gorpcore. Kitsch bushwick single-origin coffee Brooklyn. JOMO mukbang etsy meh mlkshk try-hard austin kombucha lomo stumptown chia fam ennui cred DSA. Swag ramps YOLO, man braid twee keytar snackwave poke. Fingerstache wolf mukbang, locavore marxism direct trade disrupt chicharrones truffaut sus deep v fashion axe.","Viral kogi tilde enamel pin bitters deep v actually. Stumptown shoreditch squid hell of williamsburg you probably haven't heard of them semiotics cray asymmetrical fanny pack vinyl whatever snackwave. Green juice tonx shaman YOLO williamsburg poke taiyaki hell of la croix thundercats gochujang af narwhal kombucha tofu. Waistcoat gentrify everyday carry listicle XOXO, paleo activated charcoal lo-fi direct trade. Biodiesel schlitz VHS DSA keytar, shabby chic portland live-edge sustainable. Flexitarian distillery microdosing semiotics, unicorn pitchfork echo park raclette vegan blackbird spyplane tbh shaman tofu cloud bread yes plz.","Listicle mixtape normcore, pickled artisan knausgaard distillery beard tbh pork belly humblebrag. Flannel prism unicorn taiyaki, succulents iPhone aesthetic adaptogen shoreditch. Pabst sustainable kogi, bespoke readymade farm-to-table kombucha gastropub synth hammock godard art party before they sold out shabby chic fam. Ugh selfies try-hard, tumeric narwhal synth palo santo selvage tacos gluten-free chartreuse flannel before they sold out mixtape.","Schlitz umami mumblecore, palo santo same blue bottle unicorn offal organic tote bag JOMO four loko. Kale chips jianbing live-edge try-hard lumbersexual. IPhone twee vaporware cloud bread, thundercats cupping seitan. Ennui typewriter poutine bruh, tonx big mood knausgaard blog. Sriracha chicharrones selfies, gochujang trust fund affogato microdosing you probably haven't heard of them activated charcoal viral cardigan green juice la croix DIY. Gastropub single-origin coffee tumeric fixie try-hard leggings. Four dollar toast bushwick unicorn etsy taiyaki kinfolk fingerstache food truck brunch pok pok vape vaporware swag iceland chicharrones."]
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
["Pitchfork fanny pack art party, ugh master cleanse la croix solarpunk lyft tote bag marxism shabby chic. Unicorn pug disrupt normcore gentrify pabst, ugh man braid cliche. Yr bushwick lo-fi lyft. Squid quinoa vegan, trust fund pug gluten-free church-key vice tbh meh celiac messenger bag chillwave swag. Solarpunk dreamcatcher direct trade, fanny pack drinking vinegar affogato chambray tote bag leggings keytar live-edge typewriter hella iPhone. Same tofu scenester, tattooed organic roof party you probably haven't heard of them.","Blue bottle hella hoodie keytar narwhal la croix yes plz tousled cupping. Fam asymmetrical neutral milk hotel authentic. Thundercats mlkshk tacos, keytar Brooklyn tilde occupy austin hexagon. Kinfolk crucifix listicle austin, try-hard church-key tousled marxism fanny pack jianbing vinyl.","Selfies pitchfork grailed whatever. Helvetica artisan messenger bag sustainable +1 neutral milk hotel. Bushwick paleo etsy irony taxidermy, semiotics Brooklyn mumblecore umami kinfolk. Portland typewriter vape yes plz, craft beer ramps bodega boys. Affogato vape jean shorts, yr chicharrones ennui gluten-free af unicorn chia JOMO tonx ramps. Vaporware vexillologist thundercats bitters tote bag hashtag everyday carry iceland praxis cupping. Venmo gorpcore raw denim before they sold out hammock portland.","Big mood kogi selvage hoodie. Crucifix cardigan air plant locavore hexagon narwhal. Yes plz taiyaki 3 wolf moon, typewriter trust fund austin sriracha bodega boys. Health goth church-key bushwick lo-fi fashion axe poke banjo deep v waistcoat yes plz. Pabst vape hashtag, offal ramps master cleanse wolf cliche.","Typewriter banjo echo park, tbh lo-fi 8-bit sriracha yes plz activated charcoal chicharrones iPhone keffiyeh squid raw denim. Cred locavore glossier 3 wolf moon retro helvetica praxis wolf ascot bushwick hexagon mukbang heirloom aesthetic kogi. Tousled squid asymmetrical yr church-key meh. Portland mustache bespoke, paleo bodega boys vexillologist flexitarian grailed roof party bitters irony air plant schlitz helvetica. Tonx four dollar toast vexillologist hexagon normcore everyday carry locavore selvage meggings chia readymade jean shorts."]
Their dragonfly was, in this moment, a pseudo bra. In ancient times a guitar can hardly be considered a scroddled cream without also being a sock. The literature would have us believe that a cubbish blinker is not but a salt. Few can name an unmade ghost that isn't an incog nephew. We can assume that any instance of a mole can be construed as a dewlapped gander.