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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":408}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the scarf say to the hat?","punchline":"You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.","id":183}
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