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Felix Albert Pappalardi Jr. was an American music producer, songwriter, vocalist, and bassist. He is best known as the bassist and co-lead vocalist of the band Mountain, whose song \"Mississippi Queen\" peaked at number 21 on the Billboard Hot 100 and became a classic rock radio staple.
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